• my youtube account was made x years ago
• i started out by making poorly edited ytps in my spare time
• my first sparta was made on 7/26/14
• also i can make arrows do funny movements now
• i can write
  • javascript
  • lua
  • a little bit of glsl (i can make the screen go woopWoopWOopWOOpWOOP)
  i also know html and css, which is the reason this website can exist in the first place
• my age is somewhere in the first five decimal places of π. yes, i am 59
• i use vegas for visuals and fl studio for audio